When your massage therapist…is a snake.

When your massage therapist…is a snake.

A pair of holdup men in Minnesota really stunk up their shot at a big heist “Bay Bay” Hughes and “Little Tony” Shorter had been drinking at a bar in the town of Winona. At closing time, they returned, wearing masks and brandishing bags they said contained weapons and demanded money. But when one of the men reached for the loot, a patron shoved him and he dropped the bag, which, instead of a gun, contained a Febreze dispenser. Both men are still at large. (City Pages)

Fox News says a New York massage parlor, called Dreaming Goddess, offers $300 snake massages. Multiple boa constrictors slither across a person’s body for 1 hour and 15 minutes. A spa worker, named Serpentessa, says, “The snakes tone and stimulate the nerves in our body and that releases endorphins.” There’s a gift idea for a person you’re not crazy about.

And finally,

The Museum of Weed, with Exhibits Dedicated to Marijuana, Coming to America In August! Weedmaps, a digital guide on where to buy marijuana and related products, said it is bringing the Museum of Weed to LA in August. It’s dedicating to showcasing marijuana’s history, milestones and pop culture influences. The website says to check out the gift shop and grab some munchies from the cafe.”