Happy 10th birthday to…my hamburger.

Happy 10th birthday to…my hamburger.

The Goshen (Indiana) News claims Marshall King recently held a birthday party for his 10-year old McDonald’s hamburger. He placed the hamburger in a drawer at work on July 2, 2009. Over the years, the bread has cracked while the beef patty has started to shrivel. The burger smelled like beef jerky for a while, but now has no aroma.

The Robb Report claims Louis Vuitton is now selling a $3,050 Jenga game. The game has 54 plexiglass pieces in red, pink and blue. The pieces feature flower designs and Louis Vuitton’s initials. The game comes with its own leather carrying case. (It’s the perfect gift for the pretentious pea brain in your life!) Btw, A regular wooden Jenga game costs $7.

And finally,

Joshua Moore recently bought a so-called “Self Contained Rescue Tool” on eBay for about $3000, you know, like the “jaws of life.” You might think he bought it to help people in distress, but instead, he used this expensive rescue tool to break into ATM’s at a CVS, a Shell station and a Dunkin Donuts, taking in about $300,000! Authorities cracked the case after they determined all the robberies had been aided by the same cracking tool — which was traced to Moore after a bit of online research. (WTIC-TV)