My baby gave me a “baby bird!”

My baby gave me a “baby bird!”

The Los Angeles Times claims thieves recently used a Mission Impossible stunt to steal $93,000 worth of Apple products from a Simi Valley, California Best Buy store. The burglars cut a hole in the roof of the store before using a 24-foot ladder to climb down into it. They then stole scores of Apple products before leaving. So, they weren’t suspended by a thin wire like Tom in the movie, but it was close.

Cops in Missouri managed to arrest a guy wanted for drug possession after he gave away his position in an unorthodox way.  He passed gas, loudly. Or, at least, with enough volume to get the attention of the police officers looking for him. Police posed, “If you’ve got a felony warrant for your arrest, and you pass gas so loud it gives up your hiding spot, you’re definitely having a [poop emoji] day.”

And finally,

You might be cranky if you were just born too. A couple filmed footage of their newborn baby girl, Kielle, laying calmly on her mother Michelle Reyes’s chest in a hospital bed in Campbell County, Kentucky. When the baby’s father, Kier, starts singing a lullaby, his baby’s hand quickly pops out from her blanket with just her middle finger standing up. The couple laughs and smiles about it.  (See a picture of the “baby bird” on the MAX FB page.)