Fox News claims a Louisiana fugitive recently slammed the police for posting an unflattering picture of her on social media. Precious Landry wrote, “That picture, ugly.” The police responded, “Precious Landry, you are always welcome to head over to the Sheriff’s Office and take a new picture if you want. Or you can just wait to take it when someone turns you in to collect on the $1,000 reward.” Precious must have really NOT liked the picture, she turned herself in.
Inside Edition says a Belgian man recently attempted to set a world record for sitting on a toilet for the longest time. Jimmy De Frenne checked his phone, ate home cooked meals and talked with family and friends. He gave up after 116 hours. The world record is 165 hours. I’m sure his legs fell asleep.
Scott Medhurst won the Worst Tattoo Contest at Australia’s Tattoo Expo. Scott has a six-pack stomach…no, not muscle, he has the tattoo of a six-pack on his stomach. Scott tells the Brisbane Times, “Instead of hitting the gym to build a six pack, I just got a six pack tattoo.” And what makes it even more entertaining, Scott has a pretty big beer belly.