The Redmond Reporter claims a Redmond, Washington man recently caused a traffic jam by dancing in the middle of an intersection. Drivers called 911 when they saw him…Even worse, people also accused him of spraying them with Axe Body Spray. Police eventually calmed him down. (And hopefully they hosed him off.)
Greenville, South Carolina Police recently arrested Jaderric Freeman after he got drunk and failed to hit the brakes on his SUV before plowing into a an auto repair shop. The 21 year-old smashed through the garage before striking several other vehicles. The glaringly ironic part of the story is, he failed to hit the brakes, before he hit a place that fixes brakes.
A heated debate about market stalls was disrupted by a foul smell and furious finger-pointing at a Kenyan regional assembly. Julius Gaya told the Homa Bay county assembly, “Honorable Speaker, one of us has polluted the air and I know who it is,” But the member he accused of “fouling the air” is said to have replied: “I am not the one. I cannot do such a thing in front of my colleagues.” Hoping to clear the air, the assembly’s Speaker Edwin Kakach then instructed members to step outside and take a break from the chamber, and to bring back air freshenrs. He suggested Vanilla or Strawberry. Of course they couldn’t agree on that either.