The Sun says a California college student, identified only by her first name Ella, went viral yesterday after she sent her mother pictures of her new dorm room. One of the pictures was of her bed. Ella had handcuffs on her headboard. Her mother responded, “what’s with the handcuffs.?” Ella told her, uh, my roommate was making a short film for a class. Yeah, mom didn’t buy it.
WRAL claims an 8 year-old Berlin, Germany boy recently took his mother’s car for a joyride. The boy’s mother called the police after she discovered that he and her Volkswagen were missing. Cops found the boy at a highway rest stop where he parked the car and activated the hazard lights. The boy said he no longer felt qualified to drive…after hitting 87 mph.
The Daily Mail says the Mission Viejo, California police recently arrested a 26-year-old man for attempting to fix two flat tires with Band-Aids! A nearby resident called the police because they knew the man would be unable to drive with a Band-Aid over his tire puncture. The man was arrested for being under the influence. (Ya think?)