The rich girl stealing Botox!

The rich girl stealing Botox!

A Texas woman who didn’t want to go under a plastic surgeon’s knife, instead, decided to cut through the wall of his office — in order to steal an armload of Botox! The woman is seen on video approaching the office (after hours) while carrying a grinding saw. She used the tool to cut a hole large enough to climb through. She grabbed hundreds of dollars worth of Botox and fled the scene…in an expensive Mercedes SUV! (WNBC)

The NY Post says a man from Indonesia recently married both of his girlfriends during the same wedding ceremony. Under Indonesian law, a man can have more than one wife if he gets approval from his first bride. The man, who wishes to remain anonymous, tells Vice News, “My heart couldn’t stand to see them hurt. So I decided to marry them both.” He’s in love…AND outnumbered.

And finally,

The Daily Mail claims David Pike, of Jersey City, New Jersey, has cut his commute to work from Jersey to Brooklyn, from 90 minutes to 15 minutes. Instead of driving or taking public transportation, he commutes on a jet ski across the New York Harbor. David wears a wetsuit every moving on his way to work. He plans to commute this way until November. (Until it gets too cold, or if he gets tired of dodging the Circle Line.)