The $100,000 giant tongue!

The $100,000 giant tongue!

The Daily Mail claims teens are being left with swollen lips because they are attempting the Kylie Jenner-inspired shot glass challenge. They are placing their lips in shot glasses before sucking the air out of them in order to plump their lips. Some of the women have been left with duck lips for as long as two days. (The only reason to do that is if there is tequila at the bottom of the glass.)

The Irving Park Blue Line train station in Chicago has a problem, a pigeon problem. It seems they are messing up the station inĀ  big way, with pigeon droppings all over the place. It’s become so bad, that Representative Jaime Andrade, a local lawmaker, had a press conference outside the station to address the problem. And as you can probably guess, as he was talking about it, he got hit, not by a train, but by a pigeon. Bullseye.

And finally,

The NY Post says social media influencer Mikayla Saravia makes $100,000 a year, because she has a 6 and half inch tongue! The 21 year-old Floridian has over two million followers and gets paid between $900 and $3,000 every time she posts a video or photo of herself, often in a very suggestive manner. (Of course I posted her picture of her on the MAX FB page. I’m pretty sure she can swab her eye-brows with that thing.)