NY Post says Harris County, Texas resident Paul Nixon is wanted by the police for forging his wife’s name on his divorce papers. He was allegedly trying to divorce his wife…without telling her. Harris County Constable Mark Herman says, “We rarely see something like this and it is a violation of the law here in Texas.” Nixon and his wife are still legally married. He’s still on the run.
Since today is talk like a pirate day…Islamorada, Florida resident Bill Camp officiates weddings as Captain Jack Sparrow. He wears a pirate’s outfit, swords, pistols, a compass and a hat to the ceremonies. However, the exact detail of Captain Jack Sparrow stops at his teeth. He said, “I was going to get my teeth done in gold and silver. I’m kind of glad I didn’t at t`his point…because it isn’t the only thing I do.”
Vice magazine claims a couple from Berkshire, England is planning to marry in the nude in October. But, can’t find servers to work their all-nude wedding. The couple, who wishes to remain anonymous, is paying nearly $40 an hour for four servers and two bartenders. The groom tells the magazine, “we’ve been let down by three sets of people so far. “It’s an incredibly stressful situation when all we want is for our wedding be 100% authentic.” (Will they be doing the garter bit? We can only wonder.)