Needed: garlic bread taste tester!

Needed: garlic bread taste tester!

The Daily Mirror claims a Domino’s pizza restaurant in Brisbane, Australia is hiring a garlic bread taste tester. The job pays $30 an hour. The restaurant posted an ad that read, the ideal candidate should have never met  a carb they didn’t and most importantly, does not identify as a vampire.

The NY Post claims Chicago Bears star Tarik Cohen celebrated the team’s 31-15 victory over Washington on Monday night with a live Instagram feed from the locker room. Cohen accidentally filmed offensive lineman Kyle Long in the nude. People started making jokes like, “Kyle Long? More like Kyle SHORT”

And finally,

The Star-Telegram says someone recently told Billy Bob Hall of Parker County, Texas that he was wanted by the police. Billy Bob downed seven Budweiser beers before heading to the Parker County Jail. He thought he missed a parole check-in. Billy Bob told cops he drank the beers to build up enough courage to turn himself in. Sheriff’s ran a background check on Billy Bob before telling him that he was not wanted. They did charge him with public intoxication.