Chocolate, the new Viagra?

Chocolate, the new Viagra?

Birmingham Live claims Ben & Jerry’s has created a bathtub float so you can eat ice cream while soaking in a tub. The mini inner tube features the company’s logo and has a hole for a small pint of ice cream. There is also a velcro strap to hold your spoon and a rubber ducky. (There’s goes science, making our lives better once again.)

Fox News claims a 13 year-old from Albuquerque, New Mexico is making headlines because she is dressing as her tired mother for Halloween. Jillian Schnerch has eight other siblings and decided to dress as her mother, Lindsey, because she is always tired. Her costume includes Cheerios in her hair, baby drool on her shirt, a nursing pad tucked into her shirt, a baby doll fastened around her leg, messy hair, and a Starbucks coffee cup in one of her hands.

And finally,

A study by Imperial College London reveals that chocolate can make a man better in the sack. Scientists say a protein in the chocolate, called kisspeptin, triggers male hormones associated with love and is also associated with mood improvement. Kisspeptin is named after Hershey’s Kisses. So instead of a $50 Viagra pill, just get a bag of Hershey’s kisses. How do I know how much Viagra costs? A friend told me.

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