His license plate says, “I’m God.”

His license plate says, “I’m God.”

The Smoking Gun website says the Clearwater, Florida police recently arrested Martin Skelly for drug possession. Officers searched the 41 year-old before finding a bag of drugs…in his belly button cavity. Martin is 5-foot-8 and weighs 380 pounds. When asked about the drugs being in his belly button, he said, “I was just being dumb and not thinking.” This would not have happened if he didn’t have the drugs…or if he had an “outtie Bellie Button.”

A Kentucky man just won a three-year court battle over his request for a  personalized license…he can now display his tag that says, “IM GOD.” Initially the DMV refused to press the plate, saying it was in bad taste, but Bernie Hart took the case to court and won. The ironic thing is…Bernie describes himself as an atheist.

And finally and on the other side of that coin…

The devil is apparently up to no good again and he’s targeting a Louisiana man. 27-year-old Franklin Redfearn was arrested for narcotics possession after cops saw him throw a pill bottle containing a white powder into a yard, but he says he did nothing wrong. He told cops the devil framed him and planted the drugs on him. The devil wouldn’t do that he’s punished us enough with the Kardashians.