Mountain Dew Turkeys!

Mountain Dew Turkeys!

A Minnesota man was pulled over for driving under the influence. Nicholas Layton was detained after a cop spotted him driving erratically just over the Wisconsin border. Upon closer inspection of the vehicle, the deputy noticed that his license plates looked a bit off-kilter — because Layton had made them himself, using cardboard cut from cases of beer. He was arrested. (WEAU-TV)

Fox News says medical professionals are urging women against going to holiday Botox parties. The women are getting Botox in order to look better before their company and family holiday parties. The doctors say unlicensed party planners often inject too much Botox into people’s foreheads leaving them with a frozen look. Other party planners use low-quality botox in order to save money on supplies and make more for themselves. (The Boxtox Party, aka- the poison party.)

And finally,

Fansided says some people are having Mountain Dew turkeys for Thanksgiving. The recipe calls for Mountain Dew to replace half of the water in a brine. Using Mountain Dew will cause the turkey’s skin to carmelize. The turkey will then have a sweet taste to its outer layer. The only thing better than a Mountain Dew Turkey has GOT to be a Fresca fried ham!