Blows up the car, with air freshener!

Blows up the car, with air freshener!

It’s written somewhere, that a fathers job is to find new and creative ways to embarrass their daughters. The Daily Mail says a woman, named Courtney Payne, was recently embarrassed by her father as he was picking her up at the Kansas City Airport. He dressed as an elf and held a sign with her name on it under the words ‘Santa’s Naughty List’. Courtney was returning home for winter break from college. In the past, her father has held signs welcoming her as ‘Miss Oregon,’ ‘Miranda Lambert,’ and ‘the Kardashians!”

The Doncaster, England police recently arrested a psychic for hosting online sessions while driving! Mark Smith got busted after he posted his psychic sessions on his social media pages. He pled guilty to driving without due care and was fined $150, You think he would have seen it coming.

And finally,

Fox News claims a man from West Yorkshire, England recently blew up his car after he prayed excessive amounts of air freshener around himself and then lit a cigarette. The car’s windows immediately shattered while nearby buildings shook. The driver miraculously escaped with only minor injuries. Theer is an upside to this…his car now has no windows, so he won’t have to worry about it happening again.