“Is That a Shrimp in Your Pocket, or…”

“Is That a Shrimp in Your Pocket, or…”

Bill McBride is the owner of the largest Darth Vader memorabilia collection in the world. He has spent more than $280,000 on everything from figurines to replica lightsabers. Several of the items in his collection are so rare that they don’t even have a “market value,” but some of his 60,000 toys could fetch as much as $16,000 if sold. A man once offered to trade McBride his Porsche in exchange for a few of his precious Vader items. McBride turned him down.

The Daily Mail claims Hackettstown, New Jersey resident Heather Bamford was recently arrested for wiretapping her ex-husband. She is accused of inserting a recording device into her daughter’s Minnie Mouse doll. Bamford’s ex-husband had no idea that he was being spied on until he pressed down on Minnie’s stomach and heard a recording of his own voice. He immediately contacted the police. My question…why was he squeezin’ Minnie?!

And finally,

Cops in California are asking for the public’s help in finding the thief who managed to steal 30 bags of frozen shrimp from a supermarket by stuffing them into his pants. Police say the shrimp-lifter walked into the store three times within 15 minutes and each time walked out with bags of frozen shrimp in his pants. They have him on video, but he’s gotten away. Hopefully the people at his family Christmas party will never know where that shrimp has been.