A group that’s afraid that we’re going to run out of food here on planet Earth is out there trying to convince kids to eat bugs. The group — Brooklyn Bugs — is pushing the idea of eating fried bamboo caterpillars, mealworms and crickets, which supposedly have their own “cotton-candy flavor.” the only way that’s gonna happen is if you glue them to fruit roll-ups. (Bug flavored fly paper!) (Washington Post)
A company called S****Express allows you to send horse manure and other animal waste anonymously for Christmas. The company delivers to those, who are disliked. S***Express only accepts Bitcoin payments making it nearly impossible to trace the sender. Deliveries cost $15 and can be gift wrapped.
Morrison’s department stores in London have a BANNED bunch of holiday songs from being played in their stores. Among them, The Christmas Song – Alvin and the Chipmunks, I’m The Christmas Queen – Miss Piggy, The Christmas Song – David Hasselhoff, and the classic, “Please Daddy (Don’t Get Drunk This Christmas)” by John Denver. Which means Dominick the Christmas Donkey will be heard at full volume!