“Wait, let me switch-out my eyeball.”

“Wait, let me switch-out my eyeball.”

The Daily Star claims a filmmaker, who is visually impaired in one eye, recently had a video camera implanted in his prosthetic eyeball. Rob Spence can film for 30 minutes before having to change the camera’s batteries. He tells the newspaper,  “I swap between the two of them, as a prosthetic eye is as switchable as a pair of earrings.

KTTC claims a Kansas man recently asked an Iowa judge to let him engage in a sword battle with his ex-wife and her attorney. David Ostrum, of Paola, Kansas, says his former wife and her attorney have destroyed him legally. His filing says the U.S. has never banned trial by combat. See what happens when you watch too much Game of Thrones.

And finally,

The NY Post says the Greenville, South Carolina Police recently arrested an 86 year-old bank robber. Gilbert Ware shuffled into a Bank of America while wearing a mask and holding a gun. He made off with an undisclosed amount of cash before cops easily stopped him several blocks away. Seems he forgot where he parked the getaway car.