Feed your ex to a snake on Valentine’s Day … A zoo in Texas has come up with the perfect gift for scorned lovers this Valentine’s Day. The San Antonio Zoo is promoting its “Cry Me a Cockroach” fundraiser, which allows guests to name a cockroach or a rat after their ex and then watch as it’s fed to a larger animal on Valentine’s Day. Cockroaches will cost $5, while a rat will run you $25 — but you may feel it’s totally worth it once you see the rat gobbled down by a snake. Or not. (SaZoo.org)
From the file, I didn’t know that could happen…The NY Post says a woman from Italy is growing eyelashes in her mouth due to a rare condition. The hair growth started after the woman stopped taking her contraceptives. She reportedly has polycystic ovary syndrome and is experiencing an explosion of male hormones in her body.
Raw Story claims a man named Dave Dauben mire is considering suing the the NFL because Jennifer Lopez and Shakira’s Super Bowl halftime show endangered his soul. The website says he said (to paraphrase,) what you put on that screen put me in danger of hellfire. You didn’t tell me there were gonna be crotch shots! I wanna sue them for about $867 trillion.”