THIS, sent a Record Number of Americans to the ER in 2018…what was it? It was our friend pizza! There were no fewer than 3,800 visits to the ER, this fact comes on the heels of national pizza day yesterday. The unfortunate pie-related cases included a multitude of people cutting themselves when trying to slice a pizza, a 17-year-old man poking the roof of his mouth with a fork while eating pizza, and an 18-year-old woman swallowing her tongue ring after feasting on a slice!
Fox News says last night’s Academy Awards gift bag is worth $148,000. It includes six vacations and spa trips, $25,000 worth of plastic surgery procedures, bulletproof doors, a 24 carat vape pen, matchmaking services, a yacht trip, a wellness retreat , CBD syrup, a bath bomb with 24 karat gold, tequila and the best gift of all…Pepperidge Farm cookies.
A New York City subway passenger came up with an interesting way to maintain his personal space. A guy on “A” train pulled a bottle of ketchup from his bag and squirted a perimeter on the train car floor to keep folks from crowding his seat. Yeah, it worked, for a while. One woman, with a lot of New York City toughness, DID sit down beside him.