“Look Class! Here’s My Mom’s Underwear!”

“Look Class! Here’s My Mom’s Underwear!”

Orlando Weekly says Becky Martz may have the world’s largest collection of banana labels. She has collected 21,000 labels over the last 29 years. Becky has attended banana label collectors meetings in Germany, Costa Rica and Ecuador. The 70 year-old sometimes digs through the trash to find rare banana peel labels.

Speaking of banana’s…The Daily Mail claims a male baboon recently escaped from a research facility in Sydney, Australia. He was scheduled to undergo a vasectomy when he suddenly fled with two female baboons. The three primates engaged in a 90-minute standoff with animal handlers before they were eventually recaptured. Oh, this REEKS of a mini-series on Animal Planet.

And finally,

Heather picked up her son Hunter from school and he had a very exciting thing to tell her about something that happened in class. Hunter rolled up his pant leg and pulled out a pair of her thong underwear. He said, “I found this during music class.”  Apparently, her thong stuck to the inside of his pant leg due to static cling. He said he panicked and just pushed it back up there, because he thought she would want it back! Then he kept pretending to tie his shoe all day to shove the undies back up his pant leg.”Good thing it wasn’t show and tell day.