This is my daughter, “Liz Anya.” (Like the pasta.)

This is my daughter, “Liz Anya.” (Like the pasta.)

The Daily Mail claims a London father recently pranked his quarantining children. Liam Schewitz used Photoshop to create a fake government letterhead before writing a letter claiming his kids were going to have to go to school seven days a week to make up for the time they lost due to the pandemic. He said his kids freaked out. (Liam better sleep with one eye open.)

This is the definition of ironic…AND moronic. A message on the Colorado 811 website said there was an outage in the communication system that provides the “Call Before You Dig” hotline. That’s the service that provides information on where you can dig a hole without hitting a gas line, or fiber optic line. Apparently, the service was knocked out, when someone dug a hole.

And finally,

You really have to consider everything before choosing a name for your child. A woman on Reddit explained that she and her husband named their daughter Elizabeth Anya Jane, and have been calling her Liz. So, her name is Elizabeth Anya, but then the family started calling her Liz, Liz-Anya. The Mom is so upset about the teasing, that’s she’s seriously considering changing the baby’s name, legally.