NBC says the Walker, Alabama police are looking for an aggressive chicken. They posted this on Facebook…
At 4pm Friday, Walker Police were dispatched to a bank on Walker South Road in response to a complaint of an aggressive chicken.
Although police reached the bank within a couple of minutes of the call, the chicken apparently anticipated the imminent arrival of law enforcement and fled on foot from the scene. According to the complaint, the chicken had been terrorizing bank customers all week, at both the walk-up ATM and the drive-thru.
Bank officials told cops, that the chicken chased customers, attempted to enter customer vehicles, and on a number of occasions, failed to engage in proper social distancing. Despite patrols of the area, including the kitchen of a nearby restaurant, the chicken could not be located. Police are looking for a reddish-tan chicken, approximately 18” tall and 6-8 lbs in weight. The chicken is wanted on charges of assault, attempted battery, attempted burglary, terrorizing and ignoring an order of the Governor. Given the chicken’s history of aggressive behavior, the public is urged to avoid confronting the fowl.
Must have been a REALLY slow crime day in Walker, Alabama.