The NYC Marathon On His Hands And Knees?

The NYC Marathon On His Hands And Knees?

CBS says the Modesto, California police recently arrested a man for hopping on a tanker truck carrying red wine. Gabriel Moreno was videotaped running down Highway 99 before jumping on the truck. He climbed under its belly, unscrewed a valve, and began drinking the vino as the truck traveled along the highway. The driver pulled over because he thought he had a mechanical problem. He found Moreno in his underwear running off. The trucking company lost 1,000 gallons of wine or enough to fill 5,000 bottles. (The guy knows how a tanker truck works, but can’t remember to put on pants.)

Well, first it was the virus, then the killer Hornets, and now…it’s Super Termites that are now swarming New Orleans. The six-legged beasts showed up earlier this week and are wrecking havoc in the French Quarter. Terminix says they are overwhelmed with calls. A mature colony of these termites can eat 13 ounces of wood in a day and take down a large home in three months.

And finally,

The NY Post says Devon Levesque plans to complete the New York City marathon on November 1st on his hands and feet. The 27 year-old tells the paper that he will bear crawl through the entire race.  “I wanted to understand my mind and body, AND I’m doing it to raise awareness for mental health.” Which is great, but still, you don’t wanna be behind the guy when the gun goes off on the Verrazano.