Is That Pinot Grigio In Your Pants?

Is That Pinot Grigio In Your Pants?

The Daily Mail claims a newlywed bride is being called “tone-deaf” for posing with a “Brides Lives Matter” sign at her wedding. Twitter and Reddit users say the anonymous woman was being insensitive and belittling the Black Lives Matter movement. One reaction to the brides picture said, “Thank god for this one brave soul, speaking up for the lives of brides everywhere!”

-The News-Press says the Estero, Florida police are looking for a man, who recently stole $800 worth of wine by shoving it down the front of his pants. The man was wearing a coronavirus mask when he entered Total Wine & More. He entered and exited the store three different times with seven bottles stuffed down the front of his jeans. Is that a Merlot in your pants,. or you just happy to see me…

And finally,

-The NY Post says Ford plans to unveil their new Bronco on OJ Simpson’s 73rd birthday. Ford says the July 9th launch date was purely coincidental and had nothing to do with OJ’s 1994 slow speed chase when he drove a white 1993 Bronco down Interstate 405 in L.A.. “The launch date was purely coincidental, but the company has no plans to change it. I wonder if Ford asked OJ f he wanted to be in the commercial…prob not.