You can deduct botox, liposuction, nose jobs and fake breasts from your taxes?!

You can deduct botox, liposuction, nose jobs and fake breasts from your taxes?!

Today is Tax Day. ┬áDid you know that botox, liposuction, nose jobs, fake breasts and hair transplants CAN all be written off as long as it can be shown that the procedure was beneficial to the patient’s mental health.

Accountants are warning pet owners not to claim their dogs as dependents. Dallas CPA F. Howard says, “I had a guy come in one time wanting to know if he could deduct the cost of his dog food. His reasoning was that his dog was security for his house, therefore the dog food became a security expense. I kind of liked that one. The IRS loves that stuff.”

And finally,

The IRS is telling people that stimulus checks issued to dead people DON’T need to be returned. The government has distributed $1.4 billion in stimulus checks to dead people over the past several months. Most of the checks were for $1,200. So, if you’re dead, you get to keep the money! And thanks for listening! (Business Insider)

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