KOKH says the Oklahoma City Police recently arrested a 61 year-old man for going through a Taco Bell drive-thru while naked. Christopher Sale paid for his order and then asked for an additional taco. Employees granted his request before he refused to leave. A manager called 911. He told the cops that he didn’t know it was against the law to drive naked, besides, “I’m wearing my car.”
The NY Post says scientists from the University of Alberta are testing two cat drugs in the fight against the coronavirus. They say the drugs prevent the virus for reproducing in cats and may have the same effect in humans. Human trials are expected to start soon. Possible side effects include, a fascination with laser pointers, grooming oneself with one’s own tongue and a general air of disenchantment.
The Daily Mail says an obituary for an Idaho woman is going viral because of its humor. Her obituary read, ”Holly Blair exploded into glitter and bats on Aug. 17 She is survived by four spoiled cats, two stinky dogs, three bad birds, a turtle and an utterly useless frog named Fred, as well as three children and a husband of little to no importance. Her future plans include drinking beer and flying across the moon on her broomstick on Halloween. No word on whether SHE wrote it, or was it from her “friends?”