The Golden Butt

The Golden Butt

The National News says the police in India recently arrested an airline passenger from Dubai after they found him hiding two pounds of gold in between his butt cheeks! The police extracted the gold at the airport. The smuggler told them he was hiding it because he did not want to pay an 18% tax on it. Reigniting the expression from 1849, “there’s gold in them there hills!”

Emily Schmitt, of Ohio, was recently left mortified after her daughter sent naked pictures of her mom to the contacts in moms phone! Emily was not wearing anything, (which to me, is odd in its own…) when she was drying her daughter’s hair. Her little girl started taking pictures of her and sent them to her mom’s contacts, friends and work colleagues. (Um, if her daughter can use a cell phone, can’t she dry her own hair?) (The New Zealand Herald)

And finally,

Makenna Myler, of Utah, is being hailed as a superwoman for running a mile in 5.5 minutes while nine months pregnant. She says, “The weight really does a number on my cadence. The first 2.5 laps were pretty comfy from training, but from there my form turned into more of an emperor penguin style — side to side as well as forward motion. She came in 3rd…and 4th. (NBC)