He Married…Himself!

He Married…Himself!

From our file, called, “stupid crook tricks,” WFMY says a man wearing a Scream mask recently robbed a Dollar General Store in Lexington, Kentucky. Police have posted surveillance pictures of the man in hopes someone will recognize him. He is hiding the rest of his body with a black hoodie. Cops are calling him a stupid crook, because he robbed a store…where everything coats a dollar!

A company in England has created the world’s strongest gin, coming in with an alcohol content of 95%. They call it Anno Extreme 95 Gin and — supposedly — you can totally drink it. The scientists who developed this stuff say it “packs more punch and flavor, drop for drop, than any other spirit in the world, — and it offers hints of coriander, nutmeg and licorice and divorce. This is just another reason why you should have hung out with the science nerds in high school. (The Sun)

And finally,

Dunya News says a 33 year-old Brazilian doctor recently married himself after his fiancé broke off their engagement. Dr Diogo Rabelo refused to cancel his nuptials and married himself in front of family and friends at a beachside resort. The doctor said ‘I do’ to himself in front of a mirror. His fiance called off their engagement because of a series of arguments. His family was elated with the news, saying, “we’re so happy for him…he always wanted to marry a doctor.”