Santa Eats 9 Billion Calories in One Night?!

Santa Eats 9 Billion Calories in One Night?!

The Daily Wire says ugly Christmas sweaters are harming the environment because they are made from plastic and metallic fibers, which kill wildlife and ocean life. Each time a sweater is washed 730,000 microfibers are shed. They end up in bodies of water where they make it hard for life to exist. The answer…don’t wash them…ever, so they’ll be ugly and odiferous.

A study by New York Medical College reveals that Santa eats 9.9 billion calories on Christmas Eve. That’s based on him visiting 36 million American homes where families put out cookies, at 140 calories per plate, and a small glass of milk at 135 calories per glass. 9.9 billion calories… hope those reindeer are in shape.

People magazine says Amazon.com is selling a Charlie Brown Christmas tree and blue blanket for $12.99. The product description reads, “24-inch Lonely Tree with Blanket from the Peanuts Characters. Includes 1 ornament and Linus blanket. Indoor use. It does say, Assembly required.” Here’s the good thing….if you screw up putting the Charlie Brown tree together….how would anyone know…it’s a Charlie brown tree…it’s supposed to look that way.

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