Have Pizza…Have A Baby!

Have Pizza…Have A Baby!

The Modesto Bee claims pregnant women are flocking to Skipolini’s Pizza to have their “Prego Pizza.” Women say their pizza induces labor. The Prego Pizza has 13 toppings including salami, pepperoni, sausage, ham, ground beef, mushrooms, Parmesan, oregano, black olives, bell peppers, onions and minced garlic. Most pregnant women go into labor one to two days after eating the Prego Pizza. (My guess is, the babies have heartburn and need air!)

Valentine’s Day is the busiest day of the year for the Museum of Broken Relationships in Zagreb, Croatia. The museum displays mementos collected from all over the world including fake rubber breasts, a cast from a broken leg and a garter belt that says: “I never put them on. The relationship might have lasted longer if I had.”

And finally,

Viagra can make Valentine’s Day roses last longer. According to the British Medical Journal, researchers in Australia and Israel bought two rose-filled vases before placing a dose of Viagra in one of the vases. The Viagra flowers lasted a week longer than the other flowers. So now when you ask your doctor for a prescription, you can say, “yeah, “they’re not for me, they’re for my flowers.”

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