He’s The Best Swinger Ever…Literally!

He’s The Best Swinger Ever…Literally!

A 17 year-old New Zealand teen recently set a new Guinness World Record by swinging on a playground swing for 36 consecutive hours. Patrick Cooper videotaped his performance so he could send it to Guinness. He also raised $1,600 for Starship Hospital. It would have more challenging, if he would have gone down a metal slide in the hot summer with shorts on…(been there, done that.)

The Chicago Sun-Times says the Joliet, Illinois police recently arrested a car thief after he stopped…to ask them for directions! Lafayette Moore stole the car from an Amoco gas station. An officer was investigating a crash when Moore drove up and asked for directions. The officer realized he was driving the stolen car the police had been called about. Moore was taken into custody. (They should gave given him directions to the jail, they could have saved a step.)

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The Daily Mail says flight attendants on a recent Russian flight had to duct tape a 39 year-old woman to her seat after she got up and took off her underwear. The woman ignored the flight attendants and started wandering around the cabin. Passengers and the flight crew taped the woman to a seat. She is now facing hooliganism charges. (That’s nothing you can brag about f you get sent to a maximum secuirty prison…what ya in for…Hooliganism.)