Chimpanzees Who “Zoom!”

Chimpanzees Who “Zoom!”

The Woodland, California police recently had an easy time catching a pair of Walmart shoplifters. Brandon Kemper and Savannah King stole several items from the store before their getaway car stalled out across the street. A Good Samaritan helped push their car out of traffic before cops arrived and arrested them for theft. The Woodland Police then Facebooked: “PSA … GETAWAY CARS NEED REGULAR MAINTENANCE” (CBS)

LAD Bible says a daredevil from Russia recently went bungee jumping with cords that were attached…to piercings on his butt cheeks! The man jumped off a bridge and plunged 89 feet before bouncing in the air. You know, it’s stuff like that I should have done to make my parents proud.

And finally,

Two pairs of lonely chimpanzees from zoos in Czechoslovakia are staying connected with Zoom calls. The zoos were ordered to close in December because of the coronavirus. The chimps became lonely until zookeepers started doing Zoom calls with them. Zookeeper Gabrielle Linhartova tells CNN that the primates look forward to the call. And they’re so human-like during their Zoom calls, because they’re not wearing pants either. (MSN)