The Worst Tattoo Ever!

The Worst Tattoo Ever!

A Lodi Township, Michigan farmer (who is unnamed in the story,) has built a 250-foot wall of well, how do I say this and keep the show classy…it’s a wall of poo. It divides his property from Wayne Lambert’s. Wayne says the farmer built the “fence” because they are in the middle of a property line dispute. Neighbors are complaining the fence smells terrible. Local officials say nothing can be done about the poop wall because it is on the farmer’s property. So if you have a neighbor you’re not thrilled with…you’re welcome! (Fox News)

Instead of cruising the roads of Hawaii in a convertible, how about cruising…in a U-Hall Van! In Hawaii, during COVID lockdowns, rental car companies had to sell off a lot of their fleet to stay afloat. Now, cars are in short supply and are really expensive to rent if yu can find one. Now, people are renting U-Haul vans, trucks, and pickups for $20 per day instead of even attempting to rent a car at a premium of between $200 and $700 a day. “Yes, that’s us, near Diamondhead, standing next to the U-Haul truck!”

And finally,

From the file, “worst tattoo ever”…a mom (whose name is being withheld,) had a drawing done by her 6-year-old son inked on her bicep. She found the crayon drawing — of a creature with a big mouth and a lot of teeth standing next to a palm tree — and thought it would be cute to have it tattooed on her arm. Well … it turns out the drawing was not done by her son…but by his 6-year-old friend Kevin. And it seems she didn’t find out the truth for a long time. She said, “My son broke the news at the dinner table years later.” (In the Know)