He Moved The Belgium Border!

He Moved The Belgium Border!

A Belgian farmer moved a 330-pound stone on his property in order to make room for his tractor to go by, but what he didn’t realize is that he also unknowingly moved the border between Belgium and France! Local historians noticed that the stone (which is part of the border) had been moved to the French side, thus expanding the size of Belgium by about seven feet. While the town in Belgium was happy to have more space, the French town on the other side wasn’t very happy. The farmer was told to move the stone back to its original spot to avoid any charges or fines…or a border war! (The Guardian)

-A woman in African has likely set a Guinness World Record. 25-year-old Halima Cisse (CEASE) gave birth on Tuesday to five girls and four boys. She gave birth by caesarean section at about 10 weeks premature. Doctors say the babies are “all doing well.”  Not every day of the year that someone gives birth to an entire baseball team!

And finally,

The American Society of Plastic Surgeons says butt implant surgeries have jumped by 22% since the start of the pandemic. Dermatologist Ava Shamban says, ”Presumably, seeing the higher, tighter rounder assets on social media or any number of reality shows, had patients researching and ultimately scheduling procedures to give their bottom line a much-needed boost.”  Now as a gentleman, can you compliment a woman on her butt implants? You can try, but most likely, it’ll be the your last words ever.

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