Can’t Play Soccer? Just Buy The Team!

Can’t Play Soccer? Just Buy The Team!

Those who can, do; those who can’t, buy a professional soccer team just so they and their son can play. 35-year-old He Shihua, a wealthy entrepreneur and soccer fan in China, recently purchased a pro team so he could add himself and his 277-pound teenage son to the roster, even though their skills are nil. The coach, who likes to receive a paycheck from his boss, keeps his mouth shut and allows them both to play.  So, he’s the David Beckham of China…if David Beckham stunk at soccer. (Oddity Central)

Jimmy Featherstone, of East Yorkshire, England, spends $20,000 a year to look like a real life Ken doll. The 22 year-old has had lip fillers, cheek fillers, botox and veneers done in the last year. He says, ”I want to look more plastic. If I had to describe what I want to look like it would be a Ken doll, he’s “plastic fantastic.” I wonder if ALL of Jimmy is like Ken now…Barbie will be so disappointed.

The Daily Mail says a woman, named Britney Shackleton, went viral yesterday while getting her nose waxed. I said, “nose waxed.” Her beautician removed hair nostril wax from the left side of her nose before attempting to do the same with the right side. However, the beautician’s fake fingernail got stuck in the wax because it had hardened. Britney posted pictures of the fake fingernail stuck in the wax in her nose. The beautician yanked some more and was finally able to remove her nail and the wax.

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