He Shot His Fridge!

He Shot His Fridge!

The Yakima, Washington police recently arrested a man for shooting…his refrigerator. The man was loading soda cans into his fridge when one exploded. He mistook the sound for a gunshot and took out his own gun before opening fire on the refrigerator. He was arrested for unlawful discharge. I’ve also assaulted my fridge, after getting off my scale. (KIMA)

The Ocean City, Maryland police recently arrested Derek Largent for drug possession. Cops were called to a condo complex to investigate reports of a suspicious man in the area. Cops found Derek, and when they searched him, they found he had hidden narcotics between his butt cheeks. He was arrested. Can you imagine if Kim Kardashin smuggled drugs in that location…talk about a cartel. (OC Today)

And finally,
The FAA has confirmed that a Boeing 747 pilot reported seeing that Jet Pack/Iron Man guy flying around planes 15 miles east of Los Angeles International Airport this week. According to reports, Jet Pack Man was hovering at around 5000 feet in the air. Sure, it’s all fun and games until Jet Pack Man gets too close to a 747 engine, and then he becomes “Pureed man.” (CBS News)
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