I Married A Tree.

I Married A Tree.

70 women from the UK recently married dozens of trees in an effort to stop developers from cutting them down. The developers want to build 166 apartments. The brides wore wedding dresses and held pictures of the trees they were marrying. They exchanged vows before protesting the developers. For many women these are the perfect husbands, seen and not heard.  (The Daily Mail)

This sounds about right … A mom fake cried for a TikTok video to see which of her children, her 13-year-old or 17-year-old daughter, would come running in first to see what was wrong. Turns out it was her “other” child who came to check on her … her dog. The video quickly went viral, with millions of views and thousands of comments from dog lovers.

And finally,

Researchers are trying to figure out why some people are so bothered by the sounds of others, such as lip smacking, slurping and swallowing. Coughing was also a problem sound, as were mouth breathing and throat clearing. And if your husband does all of those things, his name is Jim.