Gold Chains as Hair Implants!

Gold Chains as Hair Implants!

The Sun says a woman, named Annie Wright, went viral on Friday because she made her boyfriend sign a 17-page relationship contract. He must pay for date nights, buy flowers twice a month and exercise five times a week. The couple met on Tinder. Annie says, “We treat our relationship almost like a business interaction. I bet “binding arbitration” in their house is pretty awesome.

Rapper Dan Sur went viral over the weekend because he had gold chains surgically implanted into his scalp. He says, “I have it as a hook that is implanted in my head and that hook has hooks and they are all hooked in my skull, under my skin. He’s the first rapper to have gold hair implanted in human history.” That’ll slow-up the line at security at LaGuardia.

And finally,

Londoner Lisa Russell was recently unpacking from a trip when she found a gecko hiding in her bra. Lisa says, “When it moved, I started screaming. It is not what you expect to find in your bra after a 4,000-mile journey. The tiny lizard was lucky as the bra was on top of my suitcase on my clean pile. A reptile specialist came and got the gecko, but not before saving her 15% on her car insurance.