Go To Witch School!

Go To Witch School!

We’ve got a seltzer situation on our hands. Sales of hard seltzer are slowing down, which means a bunch of the stuff is sitting on store shelves, Jim Koch, whose company makes Truly Hard Seltzer, said plans are in place to destroy millions of cases because they’ll pass their expiration dates. He says he doesn’t want to sell seltzer that’s not fresh. You could drop the price of a 6-pack to a dollar…that should clear the shelves.

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America’s first official witch school, Witch School International, is thriving near Rossville, Illinois. School  CEO Donald Lewis says his school teaches students how to become a Wiccan, how to perform aromatherapy and zombie history. 190,000 students have taken courses through the school’s Website. Be sure to mention that THAT on your dating profile.