I Can’t Stand My Family So Take Me To Jail!

I Can’t Stand My Family So Take Me To Jail!

A hiker who was missing for more than 24 hours on a mountain in Colorado could have been rescued immediately…if he had just answered his phone! A rescue team tried to reach him by calling his cell phone. They tried multiple times, but he ignored the calls because they came from an unknown number! He did eventually find his way back to the trail. Had he answered the phone he would have been saved sooner, AND would have saved money on an extended warrantee on his car. (USA Today)

A 30 year-old Albanian man recently asked the police to jail him because he was tired of serving his house arrest with his family. Police Captain Francesco Giacomo Ferrante says, “He lived at home with his wife and family. It wasn’t going well anymore. He said, ‘Listen, my domestic life has become hell, I can’t do it anymore, I want to go to jail.” A judge granted the man’s request. (DNA India)

And finally,

CBS says the claims a haunted house, in Kenduskeag, Maine, measures their success not by money, but by how many people wet their pants after going through their home. House organizer Wendy Cousins says, “If one person wets their pants, that’s pretty good. More than one, is a great night! On Long Island, we don’t need a haunted house for that to happen…you just need to look at your property taxes.

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