There are two things airplanes and bats have in common: they both have wings and neither is a bird. Someone should explain that to New Zealand. A conservation charity on the island has officially named a bat as its “Bird of the Year.” A bat, of course, is not a bird. It is a flying mammal. But still the organization chose the long-tailed bat over a list of actual birds that were selected by online voters. I wonder how m any voters even knew that a bat is not a bird.
A 33-year-old Southern California man says he managed to pay off his student loans, in part, by eating at an park all the time! “Dylan,” (no last name given) says he bought a $150 annual season pass to his local Six Flags Magic Mountain, and it gives him unlimited access to the park, including two meals a day for free! After seven years of this Six Flags diet, Dylan says he’s managed to buy a house nearby and plans to keep dining in the park. Wow, he must really like funnel cakes.(NY Post)
President Biden was traveling from Edinburgh to Glasgow, Scotland for a meeting with world leaders yesterday when a large naked man flashed his motorcade. An official report from the White House reads; “At one point when we were still on smaller country roads, a large, naked Scottish man stood in his front window taking a picture of the motorcade with his phone.”
I guess we now know the answer to the question, what do the Scotts have under those kilts. (Newsweek)