Ketchup From Mars!

Ketchup From Mars!

Heinz has created a ketchup made from tomatoes that were grown in a Mars simulator at the Florida Institute of Technology. The greenhouse is dubbed the Red House because it mimics Mars’ conditions. Heinz grew their tomatoes in soil that is similar to the dirt found on Mars.  This makes Grey Poupon look downright ordinary. (NY Post)

A new survey by OnePoll and Slumber Cloud reveals that there is a link between people’s personalities and the side of the bed that they sleep on. For example, – people, who sleep on the left side of the bed, prefer oldies music and drama films….whereas people, who sleep on the right side of the bed, prefer rock music and action films. I guess people who sleep in the middle of the bed, are just confused about who they are.

Judge Robert Leonard has banned ‘Elf on a Shelf’ from Cobb County, Georgia. He wrote; ”My gift to tired parents. The elf is a danger to the emotional health and well-being of Cobb’s young children. Inexplicably, elves sometimes move and don’t move overnight. When these elves do not move, our children remain in a state of extreme emotional distress during their tender years. Who needs an Elf on the shelve when your iphone is tracking everything you do…you’re welcome conspiracy theorists.

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