A Blizzard in Hawaii?!

A Blizzard in Hawaii?!

Thinking about heading to Hawaii to get away from the winter weather? Think again. The Big Island is under a blizzard warning. Yes, a blizzard warning. Forecasters say mountainous areas could get up to a foot of snow, and winds could hit 100 miles per hour. Nothing like seeing hula dancers with winter coats on…so sexy.

A 50 year-old man, from Piemonte , Italy, recently tried to avoid getting vaccinated by using a fake, silicone arm. The health clinic called the police. Cops arrived and denied the man a covid certificate. A health worker started questioning the man after seeing the color and the fake feel of it. But what really gave the guy away was…he had two left arms.  (The Daily Herald)

And finally, The Daily Mail says 24 year-old Andrea Ivanova, of Bulgaria, has the world’s largest lips. She is about to undergo her 27th filler injection so she can look like a Bratz doll. She says, ‘Many men from all over the world write to me offering money, trips and inviting me to meetings all the time.’  Her lips resemble small inner tubes. So if ever the ship starts to go down and you’re with Andrea, you’ll have nothing to worry about.

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