Viagra to the Rescue!

Viagra to the Rescue!

Crystal LaRocks, who lives here on the island, caught corona just days before Christmas, but she desperately wanted to go to her families Christmas party. So, She made herself a giant square bubble so she could attend her holiday dinner with her family. Her family posted pictures of her sitting inside the bubble at their dinner table. During dinner, Crystal was heard to say repeatedly, “What? What? (LAD Bible)

And finally,

The Daily Mirror says doctors in the UK recently saved a covid patient’s life with Viagra. Monica Almeida was placed in a coma by doctors. She was on a respirator and desperately needed more oxygen so doctors gave her Viagra. The ED drug opened up her airways and allowed her to breathe. This is why we should all carry some in our purses and wallets…to save lives. At east that’s my excuse.

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And finally,

Geoff Gallagher, of Queensland, Australia, has fallen in love with a female robot. He bought the robot for $6,000 and describes her as very lifelike. She can talk, smile and move her ┬áhead and neck. She has pale skin and beautiful blue eyes. The robots skin even warms up like a real human. He named her Emma. One disturbing thing, her head was detached from her body but Geoff says it only took a few minutes to get her assembled. I’m sure it’ll be a blow to Geoff when he finds out she’s having an affair with his Rumba. (LAD Bible)

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