Send Your Valentine to Jail!

Send Your Valentine to Jail!

How would you like to send you ex to jail for Valenitnes day.Well, if you live in Port Orange, Florida, you can! The Port Orange Police Department is urging people to snitch on their exes if they have an outstanding warrant or if they believe they may be engaged in some sort of illegal activity. The department says its Valentine’s Day special includes “a set of limited-edition platinum bracelets, free transportation with a chauffeur, a one-night minimum stay in luxurious accommodations and professional glamour shots that will be posted online for all to enjoy.”

On Valentines Day, the website called, “Nerds at Heart” sees a jump in activity. It’s the first company in the world to host dating events for nerds, making matches for singles since 2006. It’s speed dating for fun and witty people, who identify as Nerds and who would like to meet and flirt They’re expanding to cities all across North America. So, get your Nerd on!

Rent a Gent is offering Valentine’s dates for $300 an hour. The site features teachers, handymen, butlers, bodyguards, dog trainers, personal trainers, poets, pro athletes and strippers. The ad reads, Rent a Gent is a new destination site boasting sexy, smart, and sophisticated men for rent. Browse through a curated selection of talented smart men with six packs, hand pick a couple and hire them for your bachelorette party or to cook a fantasy meal, sing, dance, teach guitar, clean, or pose as human furniture. However, no hanky panky. I wanted dot rent one of these guys just to get some work done around the house.