Quarantine On Your Own Private Island!

Quarantine On Your Own Private Island!

If you’ve had enough of all this quarantine and isolation, you might as well deal with it on your own private island. Right now, there’s a private island in Scotland for sale for about $600,000 — which seems relatively cheap, doesn’t it? The island, called Inch-connachan, is only accessible by boat and, most importantly, has been empty for 20 years. No people. Perhaps the perfect place to hang out until all this blows over. (STV News)

And speaking of Sctland, “BrewDog” is a brewery in Scotland — and they’re helping their customers stay socially distanced by opening beer drive-thrus, where people can safely pick up bottles and kegs. Customers can also drop off returnable bottles and mini kegs at the drive-thrus — as they pick up new, cold, fresh beer. (Insider) You own island and beer to go…road trip to Scotland!

And finally,

Business Insider says a Beverly Hills mansion, with coronavirus amenities, is selling for $18 million. The home has seven bedrooms, marble countertops, a giant movie screen for Zoom conference calls and a coronavirus cleaning room that is stocked with face masks, hand sanitizer, disinfectant, wipes and a shoe bootie dispensing machine. (It’s lifestyles of the rich and contagious!)

Today’s Forecast

FRIDAY: CLOUDY-STICKY- PERIODS OF RAIN OR SHOWERS AND CHANCE OF STORMS – 75-80

FRI. NIGHT: RAIN & WIND TAPERING OFF – 70-75

SAT:VARIABLY CLOUDY-HUMID- SHOWERS & THUNDERSTORMS – MID 80S

SUN: PARTLY CLOUDY- STICKY- SCATTERED STORMS – 85-90

MON & TUES: PARTLY CLOUDY- STICKY- SOME SHOWERS & STORMS – 85-90

A Facial For Your Bootie!

A Facial For Your Bootie!

The NY Post says a skincare studio in New York City is offering facials for your butt! Sofie Pavitt tells the paper that her 45-minute deriere treatment costs $159 and includes an exfoliation, a scrub, pimple extractions and a moisturizing mask. She promises to tighten up the skin, make everything firm, hydrated and smoother. “It’s a facial for your booty.” So, perhaps you should start entering rooms, “butt first.”

If you play the lottery regularly, you’re going to LOVE this…The Daily Mail says a woman from Sydney, Australia, who wishes to remain anonymous, won a $50 million Lottery jackpot on Tuesday…after buying her FIRST-EVER lottery ticket. She has no plans to stop working.

And finally,

The Wall Street Journal says theme parks throughout the world are banning screaming on roller coasters and other rides because of the coronavirus. Some riders are also being asked to wear masks in order to stop the spread of covid-19. Disney World in Florida has no rules about screaming, although Disneyland and Universal Studios in Japan forbid it. (I have never screamed on a roller coaster, I was too busy holding my wife’s purse on the ground right by the exit.)

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Swimming In The Sewer?! Ewwww!

Swimming In The Sewer?! Ewwww!

The Daily Mail says Florida lawyers are now wearing hazmat suits to court because coronavirus cases are spiking. Samuel J Rabin Jr recently wore a 3M hazmat suit, gloves, a face mask, and a face shield to a sentencing hearing in Miami. The judge was not mad at Samuel. In fact, the judge said, “It would have been a nice touch, if he had worn a tie that went along with his hazmat suit.”

Talk about bad karma crashing into you, literally speaking. The Newberg-Dundee, Oregon police were chasing Randy Cooper, in a Ranger Rover he had just stolen,  when he crashed into a Buick Regal, driven by Kristen Begue, who had also just stolen THAT car. Both drivers were arrested and charged with theft.

And finally,

Think you’re having a bad day? Well, it could be worse…you could be Nathalia Bruno. She’s a Doordash driver and was attempting to drive through flood waters when her Jeep started to float away. She jumped out, but was sucked into a storm drain. She went through the sewer system before being deposited into the Passaic River. She was able to swim to shore. Word is, coming out of the river, people were more than happy to practice social distancing with her.

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Stop Wearing Deodorant To Stay Safe?!

Stop Wearing Deodorant To Stay Safe?!

A guy in Japan has earned the first-ever master’s degree in Ninja Studies. 45-year-old Genichi Mitsuhashi earned the degree by learning basic martial arts and how to climb mountains in silence. He actually moved into the mountains to better understand how the ninjas lived. (International Business Times)

WOIO says Superman recently robbed a Willoughby, Ohio Walgreens of cash and cigarettes. A man wearing a coronavirus mask, a Superman hoodie and blue pajama bottoms walked into the store, indicated he had a gun, and made off with Marlboro Lights and some cash. Police have released surveillance video of Superman in hopes someone will recognize him. The manager of the Walgreens said, “I guess we need to stock more kryptonite.”

And finally,

Public transportation officials in Berlin have issued a recommendation for riders to stop wearing deodorant and let their natural odors waft through the shared air — so that others will fully cover their mouths and noses with masks. Similar to a no-smoking sign, a sign shows a red circle and a slash over a person spraying deodorant into their right armpit. Our subway system doesn’t need a sign like that…many New Yorkers have been way ahead of that curve for years!

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The Restaurant in the Middle of the Forrest!

The Restaurant in the Middle of the Forrest!

Mandatory magazine says a Stockholm, Sweden restaurant, called the “Nowhere Restaurant,” has opened a location in the forest. Tables are staggered so far apart that diners cannot see one another in the wilderness. The restaurant will remain open for the rest of the Summer

A Kalamazoo, Michigan man is going to ride his lawnmower across America. Andrej Sensnovis is a contestant on the TV show ”The Great Grass Race”. Riders will race from LA to New York on Craftsman lawn mowers. The ride will take three months because the mowers don’t travel faster than 5.5 mph. I’m thinking left lane on some Friday on the LIE with Hamptons traffic! Awesome! (Mlive.com)

And finally,

The Daily Mail says a dog from Newcastle, England recently swallowed 26 golf balls. Neil Taylor says his dog, Alfie, ate the balls while walking through a golf course. He rushed him to the vet where the balls were surgically removed. The doctor also found a ball of string, wood and rubber gloves in Alfie’s stomach. They also found Lori Laughlin’s career…sorry, too mean? Too soon? Sorry.

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