Today’s Forecast

WEDNESDAY: SUN WITH INCREASING CLOUDS – MID 50S

WED NIGHT: CLOUDY, RAIN LATE – UPPER 40S

THANKSGIVING: MILD WITH PERIODS OF RAIN OR DRIZZLE – 55-60

FRI: SOME SUN AND MILD – LOWER 60S

SAT: CLOUDY- SOME SHOWERS – 60

SUN: SUNNY- 50

Wolfgang Van Halen releases new song

Wolfgang Van Halen releases new song

WOLFGANG VAN HALEN released his debut single, “Distance”. It’s a tribute to his late dad Eddie, and the video consists of old home movies of Eddie being an amazing dad.

He called the song an “open letter” to EDDIE VAN HALEN. It includes the chorus, “No matter what the distance is, I will be with you.”

It ends with a voicemail Eddie left for his son, praising the song and saying, quote, “I’m so proud of you and I love you so much. Call me if you get a chance, I just want to hear your voice.”

Here is the video:

Photo credit: Rick Scuteri/Invision/AP

The Golden Butt

The Golden Butt

The National News says the police in India recently arrested an airline passenger from Dubai after they found him hiding two pounds of gold in between his butt cheeks! The police extracted the gold at the airport. The smuggler told them he was hiding it because he did not want to pay an 18% tax on it. Reigniting the expression from 1849, “there’s gold in them there hills!”

Emily Schmitt, of Ohio, was recently left mortified after her daughter sent naked pictures of her mom to the contacts in moms phone! Emily was not wearing anything, (which to me, is odd in its own…) when she was drying her daughter’s hair. Her little girl started taking pictures of her and sent them to her mom’s contacts, friends and work colleagues. (Um, if her daughter can use a cell phone, can’t she dry her own hair?) (The New Zealand Herald)

And finally,

Makenna Myler, of Utah, is being hailed as a superwoman for running a mile in 5.5 minutes while nine months pregnant. She says, “The weight really does a number on my cadence. The first 2.5 laps were pretty comfy from training, but from there my form turned into more of an emperor penguin style — side to side as well as forward motion. She came in 3rd…and 4th. (NBC)

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Bob The Crazy Duck!

Bob The Crazy Duck!

This is such a nice thing to do for a dog. A woman has gone viral on TikTok after cutting six small holes in her yard’s fence for her two dogs, so they could look out and also poke their noses through at passers-by. A clip of the dogs using their “lookout holes” has had over two million views. I put the video up on the MAX FB page…and frankly, it’s hilarious.

The NY Post says a British mailman, named Steve Hines, was recently attacked by a duck named Bob. He posted the following apology note from Bob’s owners: “To our postie. We are so sorry Bob has been attacking you (he attacks us too.) He used to be lovely and cuddly, now he is a vicious manic. We have penned him and hopefully he won’t escape!” It’s not really an amusing story, but how do you NOT do a story with a duck named, BOB?

And finally,

If you had to guess the age when most married men cheat, what would it be? This may surprise you. According to a study by the Institute for Family Studies, men in their 70’s cheat on their spouses at a higher rate than other ages. Between the ages of 70 to 79, 26% of men cheat, compared to 13% of women. And get this … 24% of men 80 years or older admit to cheating…at least they think they have. (Best Life)

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The Big Heist of “As Seen On TV” Stuff!

The Big Heist of “As Seen On TV” Stuff!

Two Covina, California teens are wanted for knocking on doors and asking for money for a high school football team. The only problem was, they weren’t ON the football team, even worse, they didn’t even GO to the school! It was a scam. They were only found out after they knocked on the front door of the actual football coach!

“My San Antonio” says Juan and Dalila Perez recently celebrated their four children leaving their home with an Empty Nesters photoshoot. The Texas couple has spent the last 33 years raising three boys and one girl. They took pictures of themselves on a Harley Davidson, holding an empty bird’s nest and holding signs that read “So Sad” and “Hahaha … just kidding”.

And finally,

The Forest Park Review says two Forest Park, Illinois men recently stole three garbage bags worth of “As Seen On TV” products from a local Walgreens. The men were last seen running down a nearby street with their bags. Police are continuing for them. They did leave behind a trail that consisted of a can of “spray on” hair…a slap chop AND “Potty Putter,” where you can practice your putting while you’re…well, you know…

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