Today’s Forecast

FRIDAY: HAZY-HUMID – 50% CHANCE OF A LATE STORMS , SOME STRONG – HIGHS– 80-85

FRI. NIGHT: ANY RAIN ENDS – 65-70

SAT. THE 4TH: CLOUDS AND SUN- A LITTLE LESS HUMID – 75-80

SUN: PARTLY CLOUDY AND HUMID – LOWER 80S

MON:HAZY- HUMID – 80-85

TUE:CONTINUED HAZY-HUMID – LATE STORMS – UPPER 80S..

Ozzy Fans are Disagreeable!

Ozzy Fans are Disagreeable!

NBC says a Bowie, Maryland sanitation worker was recently accepted to Harvard Law School. Rehan Stanton has been hauling trash and cleaning dumpsters to help his family since he was young. He often collected trash in the morning before attending classes at the University of Maryland. Rehan’s hard work resulted in him delivering the commencement speech at his graduation.

A publication called, “Eater Chicago,”  says a Chicago sushi restaurant, called Kyoten, is charging $600 for a dinner for two. The restaurant only has one seating per night so customers won’t have to worry about being exposed to a dining room full of possible coronavirus spreaders. (It also means if you leave a bad tip…they’ll know it’s you.)

And finally,

A new survey by Bar-Ilan University reveals that most people prefer listening to musicians, who have similar personalities to themselves. Some examples:

– Carrie Underwood fans are “agreeable”

– David Bowie fans tend to be “neurotic”

and  Ozzy Osbourne fans are generally…”disagreeable!”

 

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Your Christmas Tree Might Be Hammered!

Your Christmas Tree Might Be Hammered!

The Independent Newspaper says Guinness is using their leftover beer to fertilize Christmas trees. Many pubs around the world cancelled their keg orders because of the coronavirus. Instead of allowing their beer to go bad, Guinness is using it to fertilize Christmas trees as part of a forestry project. So this year, your tree will be fresh AND foamy this Christmas!

ABC says the Beverly Hills Hilton and Waldorf Astoria Beverly Hills have purchased three coronavirus fighting robots to keep guests safe. The robots wheel into a room and shoot it with a UV-C light. The light enters the coronavirus’ DNA and confuses it so it can’t replicate. So when you hear, “housekeeping” at your door, it’ll be R2D2.

And finally,

Insider magazine says a couple from St George, Utah recently got married while dangling from a cliff. Krystalee Krey and Seth Bowles had to change their wedding plans due to the coronavirus. Instead of marrying in Hawaii, they exchanged vows while hanging from a cliff at Turtle Wall. Which, according to my wife, feels just like being married to me.

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Mr Potato Head Is Taking Over The World!

Mr Potato Head Is Taking Over The World!

Cops were called in Brooklyn early Monday morning to pursue an unusual fugitive — a peacock which had escaped from a zoo and was running thru traffic. Officers got to the colorful bird quickly and surrounded it, where it eventually vaulted over a fence and back into the zoo. It’s not clear how long the bird had been out of the zoo, which has been closed since March.Some are speculating it was a marketing ploy by NBC. (AM NY)

ABC says a Florida woman’s pregnancy was recently captured on a Ring doorbell camera. Susan Anderson was on her way to a birthing center when she went into labor in the parking lot. She said by the time we got to the first step, the baby was coming!” The Ring video clip of the entire event was later shared online with Susan’s permission. Did I post it? No…because couldn’t watch the film in high school health class either.

And finally,

Customers at the Canadian Tire Store in Lindsay left empty handed this morning. Kawartha 411 News has learned that every item scanned yesterday morning was coming up as “Mr Potato Head” and could not be changed. No sales were being made and customers were forced to leave empty handed. The glitch affected five stores. They have since fixed the problem. (I’m hoping tomorrow, everything comes up as Barbie’s Country Camper.)

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SHE HAS 44 KIDS! HER OWN KIDS!

SHE HAS 44 KIDS! HER OWN KIDS!

-NASA worked with a company to create a cologne that, supposedly, smells like space. And now, it looks like they’ve pulled it off as they’re releasing Eau de Space. Astronauts suggest that space smells like a mix of gunpowder, seared steak, raspberries and rum. (Virtual Strategy Magazine)

Parenting and pregnancy site called, “The Bump.” recently released its list of the 100 most popular names for little ones so far in 2020, and…wait for it…”Corona” made the list! It’s way behind names like Ava and Olivia, but it made a showing. BTW, the name Corona is of Spanish origin and means crown.”

And speaking of babies…

The Daily Mirror says Mariam Naba-tanzi, of Uganda, has 44 children. She is raising them alone and had her first set of twins when she was 13. Miriam has a genetic condition that allows her to have multiple babies at once. She has three sets of quadruplets, four sets of triplets and six sets of twins  A doctor has told her that she can’t have any more children because of health problems. (AND she must be exhausted.)