Today’s Forecast

TODAY: SUNNY- 35-40

TONIGHT: PARTLY CLOUDY- MID 20S

TUES: CLOUDY- LIGHT WET SNOW DEVELOPING – MID 30S

WED: CLOUDY- SPOTTY RAIN AND/OR WET SNOW – 35-40

THUR: CHANCE OF SOME SNOW OTHERWISE WINDY-CLOUDY – MID 30S

FRI: BRIGHT,WINDY,COLD- MID 20S

 

Ambulance In The Drive-Thru!

Ambulance In The Drive-Thru!

The Houston police arrested an ambulance thief last night at a Jack In The Box restaurant. The unidentified thief stole the ambulance while paramedics were on a call. He drove to the Jack in the Box for a late-night order with the flashing lights on!. Cops busted him in the drive-thru. But if you’re the drive-thru kid at Jack In The Box and you see an ambulance pull up, don’t you move a little faster to fill that order? (KHOU)

Don’t mess with the squirrels in your backyard. Andrea Diamond lives in the Rosedale area of Toronto, and says she’s used to seeing squirrels in her backyard, but last Wednesday morning, she spotted a squirrel that had picked up a paring knife she had left near a ten outside her home. She said the animal did not appear to have injured itself with the sharp object. Great, first a pandemic and now armed squirrels.

And finally,

If you like claw machines you might want to head to Japan. That’s where a video game arcade has been awarded a Guinness World Record for the largest number of claw crane machine games in one venue: 477. The arcade is dedicated exclusively to claw crane machines. And if you’ve played “claw” machines, you know, even with 477 of them, they’ve only give out 3 prizes. (UPI)

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Snakes In Your Spa?!!

Snakes In Your Spa?!!

Joe Biden is getting a new Air Force One plane. It is going to cost $5.3 billion to build. The plane can fly nonstop to every populated continent, but can’t refuel in air. The new Air Force One should be ready to fly in 2024. By the way, the owner’s manual is over 100,000 pages. And just like you and me, NO ONE is EVER going to read the manual all the way thru. (Business Insider)

The Daily Mail says Andrea Lopez, of San Francisco, went viral yesterday because she posted an ingenious way to see if someone has been unfaithful. She took a new lint roller and rolled it on her carpet before scores of auburn-colored hair clung to it. Andrea has dark hair. She was able to discover that her boyfriend, Isaac, was cheating on her. Women are now posting Tik Tok videos of themselves running their lint rollers over their carpet.

And finally,

You’ve heard of snake on a plane, how about snakes in a spa? A spa in Cairo, Egypt  offers brave customers the option to have 28 live snakes slither all over their bare backs for — get this — added relaxation and pain management! Old snakes get turned into massage oils and younger snakes are used in therapeutic massage to not only help people get over fear of snakes, but because it supposedly just plain feels good. Yeah, no … (Daily Motion)

He Was Hiding In A Giant Pile of Poo!

He Was Hiding In A Giant Pile of Poo!

This is why we should have disinfected everything we come in contact with, BEFORE the pandemic! The Myrtle Beach, South Carolina Police have arrested Eric and Lori Harmon for making love on a local ferris wheel. The couple got busted after a video of their antics was posted online  The couple was also caught making love in a community pool.  In a word…EWWW. (WBTW)

And this is why it stinks to be arresting officer…literally. The West Valley, Utah police recently tried to arrest Adalberto Ozetta on several outstanding warrants. He took off in a car and eventually got stuck in a rural part of town. He ran from the car, but cops were able to arrest him, as he was hiding in a big pile of manure. I can hear the conversation from the police now, “No YOU cuff him, No YOU cuff him!

And finally,

A London man recently spent $400 on vet bills to find out why his dog was limping. Russell Jones, whose foot was in a cast, later learned that his greyhound was copying his behavior out of sympathy. He shared a video of the his dog raising its paw in the air whenever they took a walk together. Russell FaceBooked, “Nothing wrong, just sympathy. Love him!” Imagine the fun…had the dog been imitating Russell’s  incontinence. (Bored Panda)

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Robot Fish!

Robot Fish!

When Joe Biden moves into the White House, he’s going to have to leave his Peloton bike at home — because it’s a threat to national security. Because it’s connected to the Internet — and features a camera and microphone — there’s a concern that someone could hack it and start messing around with the network and … stealing government secrets?

Speaking of the nation’s capitol, the Post says a cannabis activist group, called DC Marijuana Justice, is planning to hand out medicinal marijuana gift bags to those, who get the coronavirus vaccine in Washington D.C. They said, “We are looking for ways to safely celebrate the end of the pandemic and we know nothing brings people together like cannabis. And here I thought everyone in Washington was already using marijuana…like, alot.  (Men’s Health)

And finally,

Scientists at Harvard University have created robotic fish — which they’re calling “Bluebots” — that mimic the natural behavior of fish in the wild. Using cameras and blue LED lights that sense the direction and distance of others inside water tanks, these Bluebots hang out and swim around with coordinated motions. You can also order the Bluebots at the Sushi bar…but they’ll taste like your cell phone. (France 24)

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